Welcome to Gary’s commercial page… where he sells out like a shameless whore.

Enjoy this short reel of some of Gary's commercial performances including work for: Visit Myrtle Beach, Experian, USA Today, Beneful, Cheez-it, and Bet Rivers.

NFL

Coach Gary and Giants defensive star Landon Collins watch Eli Manning and Odell Beckham Jr. practice their newest touchdown celebration in this spectacular ad from Super Bowl LII!

Experian

Don't be like Gary the asshole. Choose Experian.

Hidden Valley Ranch and Pizza Hut Super Bowl Contest

As a very important collectible authenticator, I confirm that Eli Manning’s ranch dressing signature on a pizza is indeed… authentic.

Beneful

Ask me how they got the dogs to lick my face for the entire shoot.

Cheez-It

After waking up from a Cheez-It Puff'd fantasy, Gary's daughter surprises him with the most beautiful painting he's ever seen.

HHGregg

A frustrated dad needs to do some shopping and HH Gregg is just the place.

Bet Rivers

As the host of Bet Rivers, Gary welcomes you to a magical dip in the pool… and also gambling.

Bet Rivers

Would you believe the folks at Bet Rivers paid me to hang out at the beach and ride a jet ski? I shoulda’ been doin’ this whole “acting” thing years ago.

Myrtle Beach

The Myrtle Beach news team covers the fishing exploits of “Blue” Gil Gomez.

Myrtle Beach

Want nonsensical sports anchor sayings? Gary’s your man.

Star Wars and NBC

BB-8 helps Gary save the day in this "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" promo on NBC's Sunday Night Football.

Mike’s Smashed Apple Ale

Did Gary’s character feel kinda’ creepy here? Sorry. He meant to go for full on creepy.

USA Today

When you think of bro douchebag, think Gary.

Sheldrick Wildlife Trust

A clueless dad is overly excited about their "new arrival."

Zebra Pens

Zebra Pens

Everybody has their passion. Todd’s passion is pens. Yes, pens… and probably trains.

If you didn’t pick up on the autism in the other spot, we hammer it home here.

Doritos

Get your "Dorit-o-face" on as we explain this mysterious and explosive phenomenon.

Carnival Games for XBOX

Dad makes a monkey out of himself. In other words, just a normal day for Gary.

Symphony Commerce

The boss knows what’s going on…sort of.

Kingstowne Landscaping

Gary brings some knowledge (and a solid spit take) to help you keep your home pest free.

GEICO

This special GEICO spot aired during Spike TV's 2010 Scream Awards.

Boston Interiors

Dad has the pleasure of listening to an auditory "feast.”

CMPI

What if government tried to provide cable?

Boston Interiors

Gary pretends to be wildly incompetent at putting on a duvet cover.

Also, what's a duvet cover?

Also, what's a duvet?